(If you're Rick Santorum, "podium" is "pulpit", and if you saw his speech earlier this morning, you'd be forgiven for thinking CSPAN stood for "Christians Stand Preaching, Americans Nauseous")
The primary and caucus period in the US is unlike any other election format enjoyed elsewhere on Earth; it is truly unique. Nothing is more bizarre, out dated, over the top or free from policy details and I've followed local administration elections in Britain for years. Listen to Michelle Bachmann for perhaps the most outrageous delusion this side of British National Party candidates claiming they will win seats at the next election. "There maybe a different Michelle in the White House next year!" she told supporters today. Maybe there will, Michelle, I understand they are always looking for interns.
David Cameron was instrumental in bringing primary-ish elections to the UK in the run up to the 2010 general election. In two constituencies now held by the Tories - Totnes, and Gosport - anyone who lived in the constituency could vote in a ballot to choose the Tory candidate. Turnout was piddling and strains between the local associations and Tory HQ stretched to breaking point. The primaries did poke the local party members into action, however, and opened the door to the possibility of the UK welcoming them in full in time. Indeed there was talk during the election period of legislation being introduced to allow "Open Primaries" in marginal constituencies across the land. LibDems in Glasgow, Labour members in Cambridgeshire, Tories in Liverpool - imagine the fun and games to be had there...
One argument speaks highly of Primaries. The Conservatives struggle to fight Westminster elections in, say, Manchester or Birmingham, so why not open up selection of candidates in the first place to get names and faces out there, and then run with the built-up momentum for the next X months or years (ideally) to reap long-term rewards?
The downside arguments write their criticism in neon lights. Atop them all is the cost: millions across the country compared to barely a thousand per constituency if done the traditional way. And for the avoidance of doubt, the "traditional way" can often be the rubber stamping of a single candidate by a dozen members of a constituency party on a rainy Tuesday night. Britain does not have the same federal administration as the United States or even France where the Socialist Party undertook its own Primary system last year. The consequence of this would be a lack of reporting and explanation, potential alienation between neighbouring regions as one party pours in money at the expense of another.
Political parties are dying in some parts of the UK, which means anything goes in the ideas machine for building up membership and activism. For parties with "black holes" in the national map, Primaries could be ideal. They might not exactly bring back the Hustings of centuries past, though conversations on- and off-line would be at their most political for years. It would remind "those in the know" that ordinary people happen to care about their political representation, they're just sick of being taken for granted (in safe seats) or swamped for a month every five years (in marginals). Primaries would engage political parties like never before - forced into a contest out of their control beyond traditional election time, some parties might struggle to adapt to candidates they don't necessarily know.
The "curiosity" factor of the US election process blanks out the rest of the world at this time of the Presidential cycle. We shouldn't absorb so much from the US, but we do - Blair was much more of the Congressman than he ever was an MP. Primaries are an awkward fit for the UK system, just as The Leaders Debates caused the machinery of British elections to stop/start, reset, wobble at the edges like a cartoon. We were not prepared for the long-term consequences of the Leaders Debates...would we be happy with spending months in the audience of 6 wannabe Labour candidates in Sussex or a handful of LibDems in Dagenham in the form of an Apprentice/Question Time hybrid in the cross-fingered hope of political renewal?
Early last year, I wrote a blog post suggesting that my second preference behind choosing AV was introducing Primary elections. If I was convinced then I am undecided now. There is much wrong with the British electoral system - which is why we needed AV to succeed and why STV is needed for local elections pretty damn quick. Primary elections could be "fun" but not necessarily useful. Walker's Crisps ran a competition some years ago which allowed consumers to vote on a new flavour of crisp; thousands of people voted, resulting in Builders Breakfast filling the shelves the next week. Sales were awful and the product was swiftly withdrawn before the month was out. Proof that things like Facebook Elections and Leaders Debates create fire.....they do not necessarily create light.